Reese: Let's see some firepower or I am personally gonna call headquarters and find out what hole they dug you out of! All you do is just drag your crosshairs across the screen and try to kill things. So every once in a while, you get to shoot people behind haystacks. The Nerd: (sarcastically) Great game, huh? It's not even like playing a game. Four particle beam disrupters with limited. The Nerd: So this is what a typical Sega CD game looks like. So if you're gonna play the Sega CD, grab a beer and be patient. Load of shit! You could go dump your ass in the time it takes. Then there's this problem: the load time. If it can't run off the same power, why couldn't it just be its own independent system? Instead it's like a fuckin' parasite or somethin'. One for the Genesis and one for the Sega CD. So you put the fuckin' game in, and oh, guess what? It runs off of its own power adaptor. You just pop it in the side of the Genesis, like some deformed Siamese twin or somethin'.
It's like you get to play the games on a CD! Check out the graphics! Full motion video, opposed to video that isn't full motion! 64 simultaneous colors! 12.5 MHz processor! Holy shit! This thing is total FUCKIN' GAR-BITCH! How would you like it if I conduct the rest of the video like this? (Screen becomes smaller and the video choppier, like the Sega CD's "FMV.") "Full motion video", my ass! I'd rather be full fuckin' screen! (footage of various Sega CD games show up rapidlly) Gangster Nerd: You have seen the games, right? Gangster Nerd: What are you waiting for, Nintendo to make one? Gangster Nerd: HEY!! You still don't own a Sega CD? (The Nerd plays games quietly, then suddenly the TV begins talking, reenacting the commercial for the Sega CD.) Sega CD - Angry Video Game Nerd - Episode 25